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I will see all that I dream of and embrace the cultures of the world. But right now I just need to deal with all this bullshit and wait t(-_-t) On here you will see me, stoner pictures, animals, A LOT of movies and tv shows and whatever I find funny and interesting.

August 26, 2014 at 11:37pm
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stoner-in-disguise:

Selfie spam for most of the colors my hair has been. I am just proud that I do my own and always gettin’ asked where I got it done (:

5:48pm
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didyoueatallthisacid:

thebluelip-blondie:

Woooooooow. Truly a bitch move mtv. #ferguson

damn

didyoueatallthisacid:

thebluelip-blondie:

Woooooooow. Truly a bitch move mtv. #ferguson

damn

(via stoner-in-disguise)

August 25, 2014 at 11:51pm
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lsdetour:

New pipe ft. offbeatbabe's art

lsdetour:

New pipe ft. offbeatbabe's art

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11:46pm
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validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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(via andrewquo)

11:43pm
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(Source: luciferford, via trois-petits-oiseaux)

11:43pm
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11:22pm
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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via cracks-me-up)

10:56pm
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lacigreen:

imnotinchoirforareason:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

thepasta-nerada:

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

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On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

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A “male”:

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Or even a lamp:

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oh yes, especially a lamp.

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WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

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WHAT IS GOING ON

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It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.

OH MY GOD

a+ thread.

(via visit-me-here-in-wonderland)

10:33pm
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tifaj:

sometimes I’m sad I’m outta weed

and then I sip my melted margarita and I feel alright.

10:30pm
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naiveme:

nearly-headless-horseman:

anightvaleintern:

iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf:

briellableu:

beautiesofafrique:

Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

Source

Black excellence 

this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing

guys.Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s HospitaL …. your joking right. 2 week old„, 3 days old… nigga this aint a news story this is from the onion

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/22/newborn-baby-amazes-doctors-in-essex-by-being-able-to-hold-a-bottle-and-feed-herself-at-three-days-old-4842371/

I mean this is the only source I found on my own. None from the onion.

Just because the person who posted this on tumblr wrote it retardedly doesn’t mean the actual news source wrote it that way.